Anything Can Kill You!

[Kid]

That's right everypony, it's time to play "Anything Can Kill You!"

Please remember that this game is meant to be played OOC. So...this is one time that you are allowed to say "hands" instead of "hooves." In this area, we'll let that slide.

Anyways, this game is played by having the first poster list an item. Then the second poster replies with how that item could kill them. The third poster does the same.
and the game continues until the thread dies.


DEMONSTRATION:

Poster(1): A bannana

Poster(2): You choke on the banana while eating it.

A rock.

Poster(3): You trip, fall and split your head open on the rock.

a pillow.

Poster(4): You hug your pillow so tightly that it explodes and you suffocate on the stuffing

a feather

and so on and so forth.

It also requires some creativity and intelligence. I don't want to see someone just stating super obvious ways; I want some creativity. This game is meant to help get your creativity flowing to assist in RPs. (or at least thats the excuse you can give if you get addicted to this game.)

I realize that this game can take a turn for the morbid and that might offend some people/ponies. However before you complain; just stop and think of the fan-fiction that inspired this forum.

T'was a little morbid at times, no?

Anyways; i'll start the game!

A jug of milk!

[Celeste Everstar]

You trip over yourself, fall into a pool with a jug of milk in your hand, and suffocate/drown when the impact lodges it in your throat.

A tutu!

[Estrios]

You get the extremely bright idea to put the tutu around your neck, and a little child decides to pull on it, strangling you and causing you to choke to death.

Sunglasses

[Kid]

While putting on the sunglasses, you discover that somebody had but ultra-super glue on them. Trying to pull them off; you rip your eyes and part of your face off and bleed to death.

Wallpaper

[Celeste Everstar]

You get slammed into a wall and choke on the wallpaper that is lodged in your throat.

An iPhone

[Brawny Hooves]

You use your iPhone to play Angry Birds, and a giant cardinal crashes through your window and hits your head, giving you a concussion and eventually die.

A bottle of water

[Estrios]

You forget how to drink from a bottle, and end up swallowing the entire container and choking to death.

A piece of cardboard.

[Kid]

You find it a good idea to light the cardboard on fire. While doing so however, a random gust of wind flicks the fire into your face setting you on fire. You run around to attempt to put it out; but in the panic of it all you forget how to Stop. Drop. And Roll. You eventually perish after the fire was on long enough to cook your brain.


A single strand of hair.

[Celeste Everstar]

You turn yourself into a bug and someone strangles you with the hair.

A math textbook

[Brawny Hooves]

You learn how to do Math. Your head explodes.

A slice of pizza

[Estrios]

Right before you eat it a person addicted to pizza comes in, kills everyone and stealls all of the pizza within a one mile radius.

A frog.

[Apple Orcherd]

You try to devour a piece of pizza but choke on it

Air.

[Estrios]

Getting the great idea to make yourself float using only a pump, you fill yourself with so much air that you explode.

A leaf.

[Brawny Hooves]

You eat a salad that has fresh leaves, but a spider laid it's eggs on it and they hatch in your stomach.

Brawny Hooves

[Estrios]

You die. Period.

A butterfly.

[Celeste Everstar]

butterfly herself attacks with a sai and a bow, slaughtering everypony before they can hurt an actual butterfly.

A baseball cap

[Estrios]

You wear the wrong cap to the wrong game, and half of the fans in the stadium at the time team up and rip you apart.

A cup of tea.

[Kid]

You begin drinking your tea when...Surprise! Somepony slams into you riding in a tea-cup themed car when it flew off the rails all the way from Disney World.

This Forum.

[Estrios]

Suddenly, you decide that it'd be a good idea to recreate Fallout: Equestria in real life because of how much time you use up on this forum. You are quickly ripped apart by radscorpions.

A shoe.

[Celeste Everstar]

Chuck Norris kicks the air, and his shoe flies off and causes an apocalypse.

Justin Bieber

[Estrios]

Justin Bieber dies because of the unbelievable amount of haters (a very violent death that will not be discussed in detail).

A Lifesaver.

[Celeste Everstar]

A giant bag of lifesavers falls out of the sky and crushes you like an ant.

Calla Lily

[Estrios]

You die. Period.

A sword.

[Kid]

You are playing with your totally-safe-and-completely-not-dangerous sword when suddenly! Some angry super-fans of whatever fandom that particular sword belongs to freak out because of different reasons. Ranging from not the right colour to uneven hammer blows and other reasons. They promptly impale you on a stick when they discover you have no desire to edit it.

Twilight Sparkle

[Apple Orcherd]

Twilight Sparkle destroys you with her new alicorn powers


A fanny pack

[Sponsored content]