Re: Anything Can Kill You!

by **Apple Orcherd** Tue May 21, 2013 7:51 am

You decide to ruin this game and make a new one but everyone gets mad and DESTROYS you.

My trumpet playing skills

by **Estrios** Tue May 21, 2013 9:14 am

You accidentally play so loud that you make yourself deaf, and soon after you are killed by a nuclear explosion when you can't hear anyone say "HIDE UNDER A DESK!"

A teacup.

by **Apple Orcherd** Thu May 23, 2013 7:46 am

((Hey, I'm not that bad :lie:

))

You try to balance a teacup on your head when someone decides to smash it. A piece of the shattered teacup gets lodged into your brain. You die a moment after the piece hits your brain.

Estrios

by **Estrios** Thu May 23, 2013 1:25 pm

You die as soon as the universe explodes because of the paradox that is created by there being two Estrii (Plural for Estrios, pronounced estree-i).

A shoe.

by **Brawny Hooves** Thu May 23, 2013 3:17 pm

After dying from a previous unknown incident, you are reincarnated as a man from Peru. You have a dream about eating your own shoe, only to wake up in the middle of the night to find out your dream had come true. But you eat too much of it too fast and you choke on your shoe.

A cane

by **R800x** Sat May 25, 2013 12:52 am

You find out that this cane is not a cane, but is actually a cane-gun. Acting like a pimp, tossin' the cane around, you accidentally press the trigger, and blow your own face off.

Hm... An angry german kid.

by **Estrios** Sat May 25, 2013 2:28 am

The kid gets so angry one day that his Nazi uncle gives him a rifle to kill everyone in the vicinity, including you.

A spoon.

by **R800x** Sat May 25, 2013 12:58 pm

You find out that lead spoons can kill you from lead poisoning... And you died from it.

Anything Sony.

by **Estrios** Sat May 25, 2013 5:07 pm

xBox enthusiasts take over the world, and you are executed soon after.

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