Re: Anything Can Kill You!

by **Celeste Everstar** Fri May 17, 2013 7:04 pm

European locals scoff at you, the tourist, wearing a fanny pack, when you get mugged and robbed, as is common, and you are brutally murdered.

Spike

by **Kid** Fri May 17, 2013 7:11 pm

You trip and fall down a flight of stairs landing on a spike. You die an agonizing death as it takes you FOREVER to bleed out.

Smiling

by **Celeste Everstar** Fri May 17, 2013 9:04 pm

Kristen Stewart actually smiles, and the shocking brightness and awe kills everyone.

Kid

by **Apple Orcherd** Fri May 17, 2013 9:11 pm

Kid goes crazy and decides to kill you

Rarity

by **Brawny Hooves** Fri May 17, 2013 9:33 pm

Rarity decides to be very generous, but forgets she gives you an active bomb and you explode.

A gold bar

by **Estrios** Fri May 17, 2013 9:51 pm

You try to carry it home, but lose your balance while going around a mountain and fall 5000 ft.

A battery.

by **Kid** Sat May 18, 2013 8:17 am

You were about to indulge in your favourite kind of battery: AA Duracell. However, before you do you decide that a nice cup of bleach would be nice in advance. On your way to get the bleach; you trip and fall up the stairs impaling yourself on the replica Chinese Officer Sword.

The letter "A"

by **Brawny Hooves** Sat May 18, 2013 10:15 am

Kermit the Frog is rolling through your neighborhood and does a drive-by on your flank and shouts "This ass kickin was brought to you by the letter A!"

A garbage can

by **Celeste Everstar** Sat May 18, 2013 11:00 am

On your way to throw out old food, you trip and fall into a pothole full of lava.

A basketball

by **Apple Orcherd** Sat May 18, 2013 1:53 pm

You try to play basket ball but the basket ball has a bomb in it that explodes when you make a point

the internet :crazytwi:

by **Brawny Hooves** Sat May 18, 2013 2:01 pm

You find the internet and get addicted. You cannot leave your computer and end up dying of starvation and dehydration.

The goddamn door

by **Apple Orcherd** Sat May 18, 2013 2:38 pm

You bash your head until you bleed to death in the goddamn door

a speck of dust

by **Celeste Everstar** Sat May 18, 2013 2:44 pm

You turn into a single cell organism and get crushed by the dust.

Yourself

by **Brawny Hooves** Sat May 18, 2013 3:05 pm

You realize nobody can be trusted, not even yourself. Your paranoia of yourself leads to your death.

A Unicorn

by **Apple Orcherd** Sat May 18, 2013 3:08 pm

A unicorn kills you with their awesome unicorn powers

MineCraft

by **Estrios** Sat May 18, 2013 3:44 pm

You happen to find diamonds near a lava lake, and right after you are able to mine them a creeper blows up next you and throws you into the lava while the diamonds are in your inventory. This happens multiple times, and after the twenty-second time you decide to go suicidal.

A dice.

by **Apple Orcherd** Sat May 18, 2013 11:35 pm

Yo go gambling and lose at a dice game, you lose all your money, become a hobo and die from infections from the other hobo across the street.

A nice old lady

by **Estrios** Sun May 19, 2013 1:03 am

You attempt to steal her purse because of how innocent and defenseless she looks, but, as it turns out, she is a Jujitsu grandmaster and quickly ends up beating you to death.

A brick.

by **Celeste Everstar** Sun May 19, 2013 2:20 am

((Is that it?))

by **Estrios** Sun May 19, 2013 10:26 am

((Shhhh...))

by **Apple Orcherd** Sun May 19, 2013 1:24 pm

You get into a fight with a brick and the brick wins by killing you with its father, a giant boulder. XD lol

Money (Only hundred dollar bills)

by **Estrios** Sun May 19, 2013 4:21 pm

You go into a dark alley and ask a random stranger where you can buy a good amount of stuff with $2000. The stranger happens to be quite poor, and decides to shank you for your money.

A Nuka-Cola.

by **Brawny Hooves** Sun May 19, 2013 5:26 pm

You just get out of a radioactive waste wrestling match with a Glowing One and you're thirsty. You take a sip of Nuka-Cola, and the radiation becomes too much and you collapse and die

A big... black... d...art. A big black dart

by **Estrios** Sun May 19, 2013 7:08 pm

*Estrios puts away his banhammer* You decide to use a dart gun, but your intelligence is so low that you load the dart in the wrong way, and you end up shooting yorself int he face when you pull the trigger.

A small white arrow.

by **Digital Changeling** Tue May 21, 2013 2:22 am

You mistake it for an enhancement to your power armor which makes said armor explode then implode into a black hole which tears you apart atom by atom. (yikes)

A new game

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